If you see a 50s something woman looking pretty classy, despite the fuck me boots and short skirt, in the elevator in a predominantly oldie apartment building and notice she doesn’t have a ring on, do you:
A) Mean mug her because there’s no excuse for a 50s something woman to be wearing fuck me boots and looking all hot. What does she think she is? 25?
B) Start sweating out of worry and mortification because you can’t get a good look at her through her sunglasses and big blond curly hair over her face, but you’re pretty sure that’s your mom…about to mang jangle with some oldie. FML.
C) Just shake your head and mumble to yourself, “god dang it,” because you realize that MILF is the new neighbor that your mang has been hanging pictures for.
D) Give her props and ask for some tips because you can only hope to be looking like a babe and mang jangling when you’re her age.
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