Top 10 Reasons Why Seminary Babes Should Have a ‘Ween Party at the Babepad

10. Karaoke on the outdoor speakers. Neighbors appreciate it.
9. We can’t do it at my apartment; the Oldies don’t appreciate noise after 8 p.m.
8. To spare me from a public indecency ticket -- I’m not sure the five-o’s agree that Halloween gives you a free pass to walk around in your underwear.
7. Where else can you find the likes of Carmen Sandiego (presumably), Lady Gaga (presumably), Balloon Boy (presumably) and possibly an appearance by Bacon and Eggs (presumably, of course)?
6. Babe parties with babes in regular clothes: Babefest. Babe parties with babes in costume: Babe masquerade ball.
5. The porch is a perfect place to bob for apples. And by “bob,” I mean “shotgun” and by “apples,” I mean, “beers.”
4. How else is the Biz going to be sunk?
3. There’s no chance the babes are kicking anyone out of the babepad for any of the following reasons: falling numerous times, Wellie wrestling, having a “Party in the U.S.A.” dance off, bonging the aforementioned Biz or engaging in Suicide.
2. Because the ideal way to end the night is with a Big Mac, macaroni and cheese pizza slice and a burrito (or a “breeto,” if you prefer), and all that shiz is next to each other and within walking distance.
1. Why the f not?!

-Wizard LSD